Oh yeah - you read that right. #63 in Mystery - the second largest genre section on Amazon. Oh wait... I think I cropped that wrong. Just a moment, try this one!
You saw it here first. #63 out of how many, you ask? 38k or more. Oh yeah, alright, oh yeah, alright. Oh. Wait a moment, just a slight change...
Definitely right this time! (You can trust me)
Number #63 out of how many, you ask? (again)
I choose not to answer that question on the grounds that it may invalidate my victory.
And I also shouldn't mention how the time elapsed since the last sale has already made inroads into my number placement. I'm afraid to look because the last time I was getting dangerously close to slipping into the 90s and that's the Amazon equivalent of hitting your 40s - the edge of irrelevance.
So I'll just leave these pictures here, and maybe when refresh gets the better of me later tonight I'll visit my own blog (don't judge - I bet you do it too) and see my immortalised victory.
Bestseller status. Forever.
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