A surprise gift that had been thoughtfully pre-opened by customs to make sure there weren't any nasties hiding in it.
I unwrapped and slit open, and pulled out, and slit, pulled, opened, untwisted, pulled, and I had a HAPIfork in my hot little hand.
For those of you who don't know, a HAPIfork is a wonderful invention that electrocutes you when you eat too fast. Think of me as one of Pavlov's dogs, and electrocution as a bell, and I'm salivating already!
Here is a picture...
I picked green because... nature?
I'm so looking forward to lunch tomorrow. I couldn't use it today until I took it home and loaded up stuff on my computer and charged up my fork, but tomorrow...
Bite. Ouch. Bite. OUCH. Bite. OUCH!!!
Oh the fun will be endless.