I shivered through the first hour of work until the air conditioning kicked in. The positives of being dropped off to work in the morning are sometimes hard to weigh up against the misery of turning up to an environment that is hostile and ignores that you're there.
Once the air conditioning started I went to get myself a coffee from the new coffee machine. That would warm my body up to body temperature and then I could hopefully keep myself in stasis until it was time to leave.
Our new coffee machine makes exceptionally strong coffee compared to our old machine. As well as that added benefit it also uses fresh milk from a little fridge next to the machine.
Once my cup was fully finished with a flourish of steam I took a grateful sip.
Do you like greek yoghurt? I prefer my yoghurt a bit sweeter and with a fruit or vanilla flavour. I really don't enjoy greek yoghurt at all.
I especially don't like it when my morning coffee treat appears to have a hefty dollop of greek yoghurt deposited in it.
On later investigation it turned out that the fresh milk in the little fridge to the side of the machine is only fresh when the little fridge door stays shut over the weekend.
I poured my treat coffee out and had an instant coffee instead. Black.
Settling myself back into my desk and grimly facing the thought of a week full of work ahead, my team leader breezed by with a cheerful 'Good morning.'
She has just returned from four weeks in Thailand where temperatures have perched approximately thirty degrees above our own. Her skin tone has darkened at least eight shades, and she wore short sleeves and a short skirt in order to show her tan off.
My internal temperature dropped another degree and I started to shiver again.